"smally, why do you prefer the toilet sink than say, the kitchen sink?"
"chaplin, why doesn't smally have a tail?
"tuxedo, why do you have these furry things growing on your behind? don't think i have any. why?"
"slide, why does your 8mm template turn everything green?"
"woman, why are some plastics recyclable and some not?
"man, why don't they all like cats?